The talking chicken wants you to know I give you all to Satan legally. Got a problem with that? Well, here is the guy to talk to #Redmond

As you can see from the coverage in Seattle and Atlanta you will be actually stolen similar to how I was in grad school but for shits and giggles I will give this gang of stalkers voice, I give the USA to Satan (which is a huge joke, they never had God so they invented Satan). You will be stolen.